{"title":"play","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-performance toys for non-serious beings. A tactile haven for the \"Forever Young\" featuring stress relief gear, tactile toys, and pure physical joy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-unbothered-stress-baby","title":"The \"Unbothered\" Stress Baby","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Ultimate Answer to \"When are you having kids?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eTired of your parents asking for grandkids? Hand them this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eCrafted from ultra-dense, slow-rebound TPR memory silicone and filled with a kinetic sand core, this is not a toy. It is a highly durable, physical manifestation of your existential dread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Perfect Gag Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e Watch your mother's face drop when you present her with the only heir she's getting this year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eTactile Therapy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e Squeeze it, stretch it, smash it into the desk. The material slowly rebounds back to its original, unsettlingly calm facial expression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eBuilt to take abuse:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e Designed to absorb maximum kinetic energy when your Zoom meeting could have been an email.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial: TPR memory silicone + sand core.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHeight: ~14cm (Perfect palm-sized anchor).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"UggaZ","offers":[{"title":"Brown","offer_id":46240277430469,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":46240277463237,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nebula Purple","offer_id":46240277496005,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nebula Blue","offer_id":46240277528773,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nebula Pink","offer_id":46240277561541,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/8652\/0517\/files\/1.jpg?v=1779098219"}],"url":"https:\/\/uggaz.com\/collections\/play.oembed","provider":"UggaZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}