{"product_id":"tiny-judgmental-cat","title":"The Tiny Judgmental Cat","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe tiny judgmental cat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e0.7 inches wide. infinite attitude.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eit doesn't do anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eit just sits there on your desk with those yellow eyes and watches you work. quietly. without blinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003esomehow this helps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e3D printed in matte eco PLA — the texture is slightly rough, slightly warm, completely matte black. no shine. no nonsense. just a small cat being extremely present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003etwo configurations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ethe original\u003c\/strong\u003e — tail up, fully unbothered. 0.62 × 0.83 × 1.1 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ethe festive\u003c\/strong\u003e — same cat, red santa hat, somehow even more unbothered. 0.69 × 0.89 × 1.63 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ehand-finished. minor variations between pieces. this is a feature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eavoid direct sunlight and heat. the cat is matte PLA, not a stoic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003epairs well with: coffee, deadlines, existential uncertainty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ego play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UggaZ","offers":[{"title":"original","offer_id":46368741327045,"sku":null,"price":3.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"festive","offer_id":46368741359813,"sku":null,"price":3.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/8652\/0517\/files\/Main_01.jpg?v=1781598332","url":"https:\/\/uggaz.com\/products\/tiny-judgmental-cat","provider":"UggaZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}