{"product_id":"tiny-mahjong-table-set","title":"The Tiny Mahjong Table","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Tiny Mahjong Table — Complete Miniature Set, Table + 4 Stools + Tiles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003efull set. zero functionality. maximum commitment to the bit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ea complete miniature mahjong setup — square table, four red plastic stools, and a full set of tiles smaller than your fingernail. it's the real deal in every detail except scale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eread this part twice: \u003cstrong\u003eyou cannot actually play mahjong on this.\u003c\/strong\u003e the tiles are 0.5cm. you will not be hosting game night. what you will be doing is staring at an absurdly tiny table that looks exactly like the real thing your grandparents played on, except it fits on a bookshelf and requires zero skill, zero arguments about who owes who, and zero 3am games that went too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003especs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003etable: 3.3 × 2.6 in (square × height)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003estools: 1.4 × 1.6 in each (set of 4)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003etiles: 0.2 × 0.3 in each, full set included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ematerial: plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot functional for actual play — purely a display piece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ego play. (with your eyes, not your hands.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UggaZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46396448112837,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/8652\/0517\/files\/Detail_01.jpg?v=1781774125","url":"https:\/\/uggaz.com\/products\/tiny-mahjong-table-set","provider":"UggaZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}