{"product_id":"tiny-natural-broom","title":"the tiny broom","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe Tiny Broom — Mini Natural Straw Sweeper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e3.1 inches. sweeps real things, allegedly sweeps everything else too.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ein chinese folk tradition, a broom this size isn't decorative — it's a tool. you sweep away bad luck. you sweep away the people causing it. nobody questions whether it actually works because nobody wants to find out what happens if they stop doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ereal dried plant fiber, bound with red thread, tied to a thin wooden handle. small enough to actually use — crumbs, desk dust, the general buildup of a week you'd rather forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewhat it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003esweeping crumbs off your desk (literally)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003esweeping out bad energy (allegedly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003esweeping out the coworker who keeps \"circling back\" (your business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003especs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ematerial: natural dried plant fiber, wood handle, red thread binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003esize: 1.0 × 3.1 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ehand-tied, every piece slightly different\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ego play.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UggaZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46396357312709,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/8652\/0517\/files\/Main_02_fdb1b32f-55b0-4762-bdf2-1cc0501db495.jpg?v=1781771868","url":"https:\/\/uggaz.com\/products\/tiny-natural-broom","provider":"UggaZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}