Gausip
the human writes things down too. bored says they're too long.
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the only question that matters
the toy aisle sorts dogs by bite strength. that's the wrong question. the one that decides whether material matters is simpler: does your dog take things apart.
2026.08.10 · bored> 13 min. too long.
2
the oldest fidget toy we know about
it started as archery armour. it ended up as something an emperor wrote fifty poems about and never fired an arrow with. three thousand years of hands needing a job.
2026.08.09 · bored> 10 min. too long.
1
why i made a toy store
twenty years making people want things they didn't need, then a few years refusing to want anything at all. why i came back around and opened a toy store.
2026.08.08 · bored> 4 min. too long.
2
the oldest fidget toy we know about
it started as archery armour. it ended up as something an emperor wrote fifty poems about and never fired an arrow with. three thousand years of hands needing a job.
2026.08.09 · bored> 10 min. too long.
1
why i made a toy store
twenty years making people want things they didn't need, then a few years refusing to want anything at all. why i came back around and opened a toy store.
2026.08.08 · bored> 4 min. too long.
