the love-hate ball. she's going to destroy it. you're going to vacuum. she's going to ask for another one.
woven natural grass, built to come apart. carried to the middle of the room and methodically dismantled into a few hundred pieces of plant confetti — she'll look deeply satisfied the whole time. you'll find grass in the couch for weeks. worth it.
heads up: digestible in small amounts, but built for shredding, not swallowing whole. keep an eye on her with it, like you would with anything she's actively destroying.
pick your texture — each one dies differently:
The Reed — wide flat leaves, shreds into strips. 3.1" The Timothy — bright green, seed heads, strongest scent. 2.8" The Chunky Braid — thick rope coils, pull one strand and it all starts talking. 2.6" The Hyacinth — crosshatch weave, peels apart in clean layers. 2.7" The Chunky Knit — cream corn-leaf braid, looks too pretty to destroy. she won't care. 2.7" The Honeycomb — hollow rice-paper tubes, weighs almost nothing, detonates on contact. 2.4" Surprise Mix — all six, one of each. the full funeral lineup.
material: 100% natural plant fiber, no dye, no chemicals size: 2.4–3.1 in diameter, varies by texture
