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The Tiny Judgmental Cat

The Tiny Judgmental Cat

the tiny judgmental cat
0.7 inches wide. infinite attitude.

it doesn't do anything.

it just sits there on your desk with those yellow eyes and watches you work. quietly. without blinking.

somehow this helps.

3D printed in matte eco PLA — the texture is slightly rough, slightly warm, completely matte black. no shine. no nonsense. just a small cat being extremely present.

two configurations:

  • the original — tail up, fully unbothered. 0.62 × 0.83 × 1.1 in
  • the festive — same cat, red santa hat, somehow even more unbothered. 0.69 × 0.89 × 1.63 in

notes:

  • hand-finished. minor variations between pieces. this is a feature.
  • avoid direct sunlight and heat. the cat is matte PLA, not a stoic.
  • pairs well with: coffee, deadlines, existential uncertainty

go play.

Regular price $3.60 USD
Regular price $8.00 USD Sale price $3.60 USD
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